Orderliness Advocate Pillows

"Tidy Tim."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Not guilty?"

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

In the art gallery

Swiss Army Desk

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Mask Autumn

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

The Messy Sink

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

Desert Island Raking

Medieval Torture

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Ham Sanitizer

'Wash balls here.'