Orderliness Advocate Mugs

"Tidy Tim."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Not guilty?"

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

In the art gallery

Swiss Army Desk

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Mask Autumn

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

The Messy Sink

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Desert Island Raking

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

Medieval Torture

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Ham Sanitizer

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."