Neatness Enthusiast Pillows

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"You are so organized!"

Brushing Under Man's Wig

"What the hell is going on here? That pebble wasn't there yesterday!"

"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."

"You're kidding! 'Cleanliness' actually is next to 'godliness'?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Raptures

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'His room is clean because his computer isn't working.'

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

'Convention of Municipal Gardeners.' (sat in neat rows).

"This looks more like buswork than homework."

Decluttering. . .

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'