Neatness Fanatic Pillows

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."