Neatness Fanatic Gifts

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."