Neatness Enthusiasts Gifts

A man empties his plate off a balcony

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Spring Cleaning

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

The Messy Sink

"Thank God!"

Super glue hoovering

Decluttering. . .

The Movers - Decluttering

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"