Fans Of Tidy Spaces Gifts

Baseball umpire sweeps dirt under home plate.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Decluttering. . .

Super glue hoovering

The Messy Sink

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

"Tidy Tim."

Is clutter necessary?