Lover Of Clean Spaces Gifts

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

In the art gallery

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Mask Autumn

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Clean air.

Decluttering. . .

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

The Messy Sink