Lover Of Clean Spaces Mugs

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

In the art gallery

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Mask Autumn

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Clean air.

"Thank God!"

The Messy Sink

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Decluttering. . .