Clean Space Aficionado Mugs

'No - no - no - Cassina! These are 'Surfaces' - they're not for putting things on.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Club Antisocial

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.