Clean Space Aficionado Pillows

'No - no - no - Cassina! These are 'Surfaces' - they're not for putting things on.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Club Antisocial

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Sweep the board.

Dogs shaving

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'