Cleaning Aficionado Pillows

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

Men clean differently than women.

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

'We did consider furniture, but this way is just so much easier to vacuum.'

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

"We need one of the smart vacuum cleaners that warn you when the bag is full."

Decluttering. . .

"Hello job security."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

"Oh no,it's the Grim Sweeper!"

Skunk with Cigar.

"The mighty roar she emits as she wrests her quarry from amidst the tendril-like fibers of her hunting grounds. I both fear her and respect her."

'Being married is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Shoe Shine

Cleaner

"I'd better stay in and get some stuff done around the house. If I don't my wife can get pretty loud."

"You can stop nagging me, Mom. My room will be clean in no time!"

New more powerful, furniture polish.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Ironing day.

Waiting for Pants

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"