Cleaning Fanatic Pillows

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'Just look at THAT dust...'

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

Crop Dusting?

'I've just bought this territory: I'm removing the previous owner's markings...'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Nature Abhors A Vacuum

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Raptures

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Dust Bunny

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -