Cleaning Fanatic Mugs

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'Just look at THAT dust...'

Spring cleaning.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

Crop Dusting?

'I've just bought this territory: I'm removing the previous owner's markings...'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Nature Abhors A Vacuum

"I think he would have like his ashes in the Shop Vac."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Dust Bunny

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"