Cleaning Enthusiast Pillows

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

Sweeping under the carpet

"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'

Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.

"Now the first thing we do is check that nobody is still on 'hold'."

'The directions said to use two capfuls.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

Finally! The First Vacuum Cleaner That's Always Fun (to put away).

'And this buton, here, puts it into super suction...'

"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."

Corrupt Mop

'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'

Mops - "Boy, after a hard days work I'm wrung out!"

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

'It was a messy divorce, the wife got all the cleaning products.'

"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."

OCD Therapy group

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Dust Bunny

"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"

'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I wish I knew how you managed to get so filthy at work everyday!"

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

The part Verna hated most about cleaning the bathroom was the scum in the bathtub.

'How come when you vacuum, you don't smile like the women in TV commercials?'

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'