Stylish Living Space Enthusiast Gifts

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Raptures

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Decorating on a shoestring'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Decluttering. . .

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'The annual rite of spring: Cupid has shot her in the wallet.'

Computerized House

Mousehole Parking

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'She's constantly rearranging the furniture.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"I didn't spend $5.6 million on this place to get involved with the damn sunsets over New Jersey."

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."

The Saunders' Feng Shui consultant reaches the garden shed.

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

"You are so organized!"

'Condominiums, newly renovated, oceanfront...oil heat'