Spacious Living Aficionado Gifts

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Fittd shēt

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Waiting Room Quarterly

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Upper West Side Story

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Trouble Ahead

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"If you need me, I’ll be in the living room clawing the bejesus out of that Navajo rug you just picked up at auction."