Clean Living Enthusiast Gifts

'I just find it interesting. You remember everything except where your dirty clothes go.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Environmentalist

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Your Future Home.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"What about my footprint?"

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Environmental Conscience