Sustainable Living Enthusiast Gifts

'What happens if there's no wind?'

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

Human population Train.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

Eco Town 5 miles ahead.

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Bike powered computer.

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

First recycling bin reads: 'Clear glass'; Second bin, full of junk, reads: 'Clearly not glass'.

'They're actually street lamp-powered panels.'

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

Solar Frankenstein

Climate change: Death! Pestilence! Starvation! Slight increase in green taxes!

'As part of our green initiative we don't send monthly statements or give transaction receipts. I can however, stamp your available balance on the back of your hand.'

Evolution.

Local Farm Produce - Lamb, Beef, Electricity.

"Stop making neonic pesticides or we're gonna sting!"

"What about my footprint?"

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"Tap, sparkling, or microplastic-free?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

CLIMATE ACTIVIST vs. CLIMATE INACTIVIST

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"There's nothing new about green products. We've been eating them for years."

'I don't wear glasses. These are solar panels that keep my phone charged.'

Europe goes Green

Geography class 2032

Cup runneth over...cup needeth filling.

"I've asked Mister O'Malley to explain, in layman's terms, what will happen to our planet if we fail to reach zero emissions."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"