Sustainability Enthusiast Gifts

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

Four Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet

Amazingly, in some parts of the world drinking water is transported for dozens of kilometres... while in others it's thousands.

'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'

Car with save the enviroment stickers on it polluting the enviroment.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Alternative Energy Operations

"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."

'No much wind here, so it's solar powered.'

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

"We're proud that 80 percent of our electric coal drilling and processing equipment is solar powered."

"What happens if there's no wind?" "That's where the fan comes in."

"Good news! We've been selected as a potential burial site for nuclear waste."

'Years ago, there was a climate change conference right here in Bali...'

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'At this rate, we'll never become obsolete.'

John wondered if being carbon neutral was such a good idea...

"You seem to be surviving okay."

"We're a 'green' company. We only hire people with self-sustaining renewable energy."

"That's the problem with buying a new cow. All this darn packaging!"

'Would you like a hand unwrapping your shopping ?'

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

Future Homes

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Office of Affordable Energy'

'I don't mind them recycling, but the more they compost, the less food we get...'

"How do I stop climate change? Tip 1: Insulate your house..."

Recycling Bins: Plastic, Glass, Paper, and Last Year's Technology.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'