Sustainability Lover Gifts

Guilt-Free

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The original paperless office

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Your Future Home.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"