Green Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Is it organic, mummy?

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Not to mention the park view."

Climate Change

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"