Green Living Enthusiasts Gifts

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Does God keep an environmental impact file on us?

"It runs on hot air and is powered by know-it-alls."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I love you too, big guy."

I guess she had other plans for you.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

God's Subcontractors

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Not to mention the park view."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!