Green Living Enthusiasts Gifts

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Does God keep an environmental impact file on us?

"It runs on hot air and is powered by know-it-alls."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

I guess she had other plans for you.

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

God's Subcontractors

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'