Green Aficionados Gifts

I guess she had other plans for you.

Nature versus commerce.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Comb Sweet Comb

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Climate Summit

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Climate change skeptics.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Green Peace'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Free Range Golfers

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

New Year 2020

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."