Green Fanatics Gifts

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Where's my horse?'

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Free Range Golfers

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'Green Peace'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Climate change skeptics.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Climate Summit

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Global warming

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'