Green Fanatic Gifts

He lived and died for golf.

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Where's my horse?'

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A gap between the solar panels

'Green Peace'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Electric car

Climate change skeptics.