Green Energy Fanatic Gifts

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Noisy energy?

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Sea weed harvest.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Don Quilowatte

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.