Green Fairway Fanatic Gifts

"Golf is the only game that comes with a slave."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

I guess she had other plans for you.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Tee for Two!

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Golfers lost on the road

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'