Green Fairway Fanatic Gifts

"Golf is the only game that comes with a slave."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

I guess she had other plans for you.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

I warned you to keep it low!

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'What a divot?'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'