Faithful Fairway Fan Gifts

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'He did it for us.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

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