Faithful Fairway Fan Gifts

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'He did it for us.'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Golfers lost on the road

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Caddy With A Cool Box

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

Golf

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Did you see a ball come this way?'