Faithful Fairway Walker Gifts

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfing Bishop.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

Golfers lost on the road

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

Golf

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

"Mind if we play through?"