Faithful Fairways Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Tee for Two!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

I warned you to keep it low!

Golf

'What a divot?'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Mind if we play through?"

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Methuselah shoots his age.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'