Fairway Aficionado Gifts

Golfers lost on the road

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Tee for Two!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Golf

'Thanks, but I know all about the Dogs of the Dow. My problem is I end up with them, instead of starting.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Mind if we play through?"