Fairway Folly Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Tee for Two!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'