Fairway Adventurer Gifts

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Your best ever drive Fred, long and straight. Unfortunately the hole is this way!'

Fly Football

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Storage Unit of Love

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tee for Two!

Whack A Soul.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golfers lost on the road

I warned you to keep it low!

'You're away, Doc!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'What a divot?'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."