Fairway Wanderer Gifts

'Your direction is good, now try for distance.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Not that slowly back...'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Canadian Canoe.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Tee for Two!

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

I hate these flying fish

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

I warned you to keep it low!

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."