Fairway Dreamer Gifts

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Mouse trap on golf course

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Angel Swing

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Flights and Coronavirus

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Big Football

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

A drone laying an egg

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

I warned you to keep it low!

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'What a divot?'

Golf

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'Drone Santa.'

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...