Golf Course Dreamer Gifts

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Man Playing Golf in War Zone

Desert Island golf

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

God in the bunker.

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Galilei Galileo.

Angel Swing

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

A drone laying an egg

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Drone Santa.'

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

'Hey, I'm just happy to have made the practice squad of an NFL team. And if I do a good job, who knows?'