Golfing Dreamer Gifts

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

God in the bunker.

Not The Real Me

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Castaway with a tennis court.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

I'm a vegan triathlete

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Desert Island golf

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

Too small to play forward. Too slow to play guard.