Golf Course Dreamers Gifts

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

God in the bunker.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

Too many beers at lunch?

Methuselah shoots his age.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Desert Island golf

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

A goose loose on the golf course.

"Good shot from there Dad, but if I hadn't stopped it, you would have lost the ball down the hole!"

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

A ball's best case scenario.

"I told you it was a rough course to play."

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty