Golf Dreamer Gifts

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Santa dreams of golfing days.

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Not The Real Me

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Desert Island golf

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

"My ultimate sports fantasy is to see a star player request a baseball autographed by the umpire crew."

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'