Golf Green Dreamers Gifts

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

It can be taken up at any age....

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Amateur Golfer

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

God in the bunker.

Grass huggers.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

Let's all be fairies.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Kid's today!"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Go away. I'm writing a poem on the fragility of mother earth. That'll help. Take chemistry and math if you want to save the environment. You don't need to know anything about science to tell people how to live better lives. True. You could be a congressman. Congressperson ... and good idea.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Declared Victory Garden"

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!