Golf Green Dreamers Pillows

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

It can be taken up at any age....

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

The Amateur Golfer

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save our Planet.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Grass huggers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Let's all be fairies.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Kid's today!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Declared Victory Garden"

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"