Golf Game Dreamers Pillows

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Football Bomb

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

"We're still pre-rich."

Desert Island golf

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

A ball's best case scenario.

Golfing Fakir.

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.'

Strike!

'Are you the one that wanted a ball team?'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

Santa dreams of golfing days.