Golf Game Dreamers Mugs

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

God in the bunker.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Football Bomb

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

"We're still pre-rich."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

Desert Island golf

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

A ball's best case scenario.

Golfing Fakir.

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.'

Strike!

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

'Are you the one that wanted a ball team?'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.