Golf Course Dreamer Mugs

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Man Playing Golf in War Zone

Desert Island golf

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Galilei Galileo.

Angel Swing

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

A drone laying an egg

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'Drone Santa.'

Giraffe of tomorrow

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'Hey, I'm just happy to have made the practice squad of an NFL team. And if I do a good job, who knows?'

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

'This must be where we're 'magically whisked away to the hotel.''

Drone check

'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'