Golfer's Dreamer Gifts

For Sale- Cottage near golf course

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Golf Crime Scene.

Too many beers at lunch?

Smooching on the Golf Course.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Desert Island golf

Golfing Romance

Skier notices impossible ski tracks.

'You made that divot deliberately.'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Golf ball in birds nest

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

Golfing Work-out

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

'So, come here often?'

'At least when we lived on a golf course, I could use the balls that fell into our yard.'

Jim was crazy about Fantasy Football, that is, until he discovered 'fantasy' Fantasy Football.

The batsman's day-dream