Spirited Golfer Gifts

Too many beers at lunch?

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

God in the bunker.

Golfing with God.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Thanks God!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Pest control.

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Luckily I hit the pin!

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Farmer Golf

Golfing Romance

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Alright if we play through?"

'You made that divot deliberately.'