Spiritual Golfer Gifts

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Golfing with God.

Thanks God!

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Golf Prayer Room

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Priest with Christian symbol

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Gracebook.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Too many beers at lunch?

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surf's up!