Godly Golfer Gifts

Golfing Bishop.

Golfing with God.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

God playing with dolls.

Golf

Atlas holds up a football.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Thanks God!

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Moses parts water on the fairways.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

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'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

'Sudden death?'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

The 19th hole

Noughts and crosses.

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

Golfers' Heaven

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golf Sale