Holy Golfer Gifts

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

Golf

Golfing Bishop.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

BLESS YOU

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Golfing with God.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Thanks God!

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Bible Weights

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

Dog collars.

'Sudden death?'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

Golf Sale

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

Golfers' Heaven

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Thank God its Monday!'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."